i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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