I don't think brook has ever known best
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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