Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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