ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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