susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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