took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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