Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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