Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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