my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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