I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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