Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
only if we run a train.
done.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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