you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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