can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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