bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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