doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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