WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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