I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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