just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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