Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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