walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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