So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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