I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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