I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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