I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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