She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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