We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
