but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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