After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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