oh god the rape fog is back!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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