Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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