we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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