please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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