My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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