i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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