i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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