but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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