I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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