Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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