is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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