just come out here and I will go home with you...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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