If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Randomize
