so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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