NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just blew my weed a kiss
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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