I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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