He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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