He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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