But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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