Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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