I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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