The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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