Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
