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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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