You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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