Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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