ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
operation harelip BJ is a go
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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