Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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