I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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